Monthly Archives: August 2010

Where Has All the Chop Suey Gone?

Somebody appears to have stolen all of the chop suey in Denver.  I suspect Carmen Sandiego.  It has to be her.  Who else can steal things like the pyramids, the Eiffel Tower, and the 16th century? I suppose I should … Continue reading

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Dear Anonymous Person at the Mall: I Hate You

Okay, right off the bat I want to acknowledge that much of the time I’m an a-hole.  I realize this probably doesn’t do much to mitigate this fact for people, but at least I acknowledge it.  I like to think … Continue reading

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Casually Watching Disturbing Things

Do you ever see something disturbing enough that you just kind of casually stare at it?  Just kind of keep turning your head to follow because your brain won’t process anything else because it can’t figure out what you just … Continue reading

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Admiring Ron Jeremy?

I was thinking today, I admire Ron Jeremy.  Is that weird?  Am I the only one?  Probably not, but I bet there are more guys that agree with that sentiment that women.  At least, straight ones that is. I mean, … Continue reading

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Screwing Up Censorship or: Closed Captioning and South Park 201

I just found out that Comedy Central made a bit of a boo-boo when they censored South Park episode 201.  You know the one, the second half of the episode where the celebrities were trying to get Muhammad so they … Continue reading

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Female LDS Missionaries?

Did anybody else know that there are female LDS (Latter Day Saints, commonly called Mormon) missionaries out there?  Not that there is any reason why there shouldn’t be, but if you ask someone to describe LDS missionaries and I almost … Continue reading

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The True Story of Old Mike the Wino

It always interests me that in any story there is both truth and falsehood.  Non-fiction and fiction.  The classifications don’t always come down how you expect either.  Sometimes true things are false, false things are true, true/false things are false/true/true, … Continue reading

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