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Monthly Archives: December 2010
There Are Too Many World Records: Angie’s Ass
We are keeping track of far too many world records. Angie’s ass is just the most recent proof. I will explain. On an episode of the Full Throttle Saloon that aired last night (I don’t know if it was a … Continue reading
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Tagged angie carlson, angie carlson world record, angie's ass, dana carvey, full throttle saloon, george michael, george michael's ass, guinness, guinness world records, photos of angie's ass, photos of ass world record, saturday night live, sturgis, tru tv, vollmann, world record, world record photos of angie carlson's ass, world record photos of angie's ass, you bright and risen angels
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A Guy Who Gets More Worked Up About Bad Fashion Than Me: Baggy Pants Shot in the Butt
For a guy with no fashion sense at all, I’ve gotten pretty worked up about fashion idiocies of other people (cut offs with pockets showing, suit coats with jeans, etc.). Still, unlike Kenneth Bonds, I’ve never gotten worked up enough … Continue reading
Considering Those More Fortunate Than Myself: Those Enrolled in the 2010-2011 UNMFA in Writing Winter Residency
Christmas was supposed to be (according to some) a time to consider those less fortunate than ourselves. Well, Christmas is over and it is now time for me to consider those MORE fortunate than myself, the writers who are off … Continue reading
Doom is Coming to Nebraska
Doom is coming to Nebraska. You know it. I know it. It’s coming. I lived in Nebraska a long time. If I learned one rule, it is that it is the life of Nebraskans to suffer God’s wrath in the … Continue reading
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Tagged apocalypse, end times, good nebraska weather, nebraska weather
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Don’t Trust Little Dickheads on the Fourth of July
As a word of warning, it is unwise to trust little dickheads on the fourth of July. This probably goes without saying, but I thought it was worth mentioning. This particular thought goes back to a fourth of July when … Continue reading
Deceiving Children: Santa Claus and Christmas
Everyone seems to have a story of something outlandish their parents did to make them believe in Santa. Well, people who celebrate Christmas at least. I was just thinking, time of year being what it is, of my own such … Continue reading
I Don’t Like You, pbshop
I just want to formally go on record and say that I now do not like pbshop. Just so you know, this is some merchant that acts as a third party seller on Amazon. I was ordering Wittgenstein’s Mistress by … Continue reading
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Tagged amazon, don't buy from pbshop, pbshop, pbshop amazon, third party seller, third party seller amazon
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Divinely Mandated Pranks
I have to admit, I do like to play an occasional prank. However, there are certain times when a potential prank is so set up for you, just landing in your lap, that the only conclusion is that not only … Continue reading
Comcast News Really Needs to Work on Their IT, This Looks Really Weird
Comcast needs to keep an eye on their site. Not all of their summaries are quite matching up with their article titles, sometimes with some humorous results. Of course, I’m sure this is all the result of some script that … Continue reading
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