Monthly Archives: February 2011

It’s Amazing How Quick We Resort To Cannibalism When The Internet is Out

It really is quite amazing just how quick we resort to cannibalism when our Internet connection goes down. Okay, maybe I didn’t resort to cannibalism. It probably wouldn’t have helped at all if I had. However, if I thought it … Continue reading

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Should You Take Your Kids To Disneyland?

I’ve talked to a lot of people who were trying to take their kids on a trip to Disneyland.  That’s probably good.  I’m sure the kids will like it.  Even my parents took my to Disneyland one time. Let’s see…what … Continue reading

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Not Feeling Real Humorous Today: RIP Uncle Gary

Readers who are more into my humorous posts might want to skip this one today.  I got word last night that my Uncle Gary was killed in an accident last night out in the storms in Eastern Nebraska.  I’m doing … Continue reading

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Why Is Everyone Being So Mean to David Wu? Tiger Costumes Are Cool.

Why is everybody so upset about a congressperson sending out a picture of himself dressed as a tiger?  People are actually calling for this guy to step down and I’m a little confused.  Perhaps someone could clue me in to … Continue reading

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Hands Off The Thin Mints, Bitch!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love Thin Mints.  They are my favorite cookies.  Not just Girl Scout cookies, all cookies.  I ranted at one point (even advocating revolution) about the fact that you can only … Continue reading

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Okay, Who The Hell Thought This Was A Good Idea: Indiana Eatery Billboard References 1978 Jonestown Massacre

I admit it, I am a fan of potentially offensive humor.  I insist on the freedom to run risks when I make a joke, even though it is sure that sometimes it will not go over well.  However, I am … Continue reading

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Rejecting A Rejection Letter- Dear Hobart:

Dear Hobart: I wanted to write and thank you for your recent rejection letter informing me that you would not be publishing my story submission.  It is with great regret that I must inform you that I will not be … Continue reading

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