Monthly Archives: March 2011

Coincidence? Or Were Beavis And/Or Butthead Smarter Than We Thought? They quoted Shakespeare…

I’m probably just slow on the uptake, but I just realized that there was something funny about one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes.  You know the one.  It was used more than once, but I believe the first … Continue reading

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The Real Reason Donald Trump Wants To Be President

People run for president for a lot of different reasons.  Some want power, some want the opportunity to get rich in back room deals, some want to advance their party’s position, some even want to do good (though this is … Continue reading

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Thoughts About Alcatraz

Who’d have thought that my main thoughts upon visiting Alcatraz would be: Why is this place so tiny? Admittedly, I thought other things while I was wandering around the island.  Still, this was the main thing that surprised me. I … Continue reading

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There’s A Blues Man In San Francisco Who Has A Big Old Woman And An Itty Bitty Bottle Of Wine

There’s a blues man in San Francisco who has a big old woman and an itty bitty bottle of wine.  I’m pretty certain of this.  He’s drummed this fact into my head, over and over again. He sits down by … Continue reading

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Dear Blue And Gold Fleet: Please Cut Out The Captain Nemo Crap

I just wanted to say to the Blue and Gold Fleet, please stop with the Captain Nemo shit.  I’m just saying.  They’ll know what I am talking about.  For everyone else, I will explain. You see, I went on a … Continue reading

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When Did San Francisco Get So Shitty?

I always remembered San Francisco being this wonderfully beautiful, cool place.  Evidence so far suggests that my memory may be a tad rose colored.  When did San Francisco become so shitty? Admittedly, I haven’t seen much yet.  We didn’t get … Continue reading

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Why Memorize Real Quotes For Famous People? Just Make Some Up.

One of my friends had a game where he’d make up a quote for somebody famous, pass it off as the real thing, and then see if anybody noticed.  I caught him when he ripped off the Socrates “I drank … Continue reading

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Three Bears Timeshare Resorts

Have you ever wanted a secluded cottage in the woods just to be able to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life once in a while?  Doesn’t everyone?  You should consider becoming a part owner in one … Continue reading

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Beware the Cover-Up of Warnings Regarding the Impending Zombie Apocalypse on Road Signs in South Carolina

We all know the zombie apocalypse is coming.  We’re not fools, we’re preparing- figuring out whether our displayed friends on Facebook have the necessary skills to aid us in the inevitable horror.  However, this article I found on the Comcast … Continue reading

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AT&T Buys T-Mobile and Becomes #1 US Wireless Company? I Don’t Think So.

I just laughed when I saw a headline for an article that read “AT&T to Buy T-Mobile, Becomes No. 1 U.S. Wireless Company.”  I think perhaps that Wired, the source of the article, might want to choose their phrasing more … Continue reading

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