Monthly Archives: May 2011

I’m Having A Bit Of Trouble Understanding Those Who Are Upset About “The Hangover II”

I’ve heard that there are people out there who are upset about The Hangover II.  Apparently, they feel that this is just a rehashing of The Hangover and don’t happen to like that.  Regardless whether there is any truth to … Continue reading

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More Proof That The Rapture Actually Happened May 21, Two Publications In A Little Over A Week

I heard that the guy who predicted that the rapture was going to happen May 21, 2011 did not admit to being wrong despite still being here May 22.  Apparently, he said that all he was wrong about was the … Continue reading

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Another Of My Heroes: The Coolest Old Man In The World

I ave to admit, I used to watch The Man Show from time to time.  I didn’t watch very often, but I did tune in occasionally.  Frankly, I would have watched more if the show had been on HBO or … Continue reading

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Favorite Jokes That Don’t Make Any Damn Sense

One of my friends used to tell a couple of jokes which always seemed wildly funny, but have always been completely imcomprehensible to me.  I am not sure why this is the case.  If I do not understand them, why … Continue reading

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Tales From Egypt: Just How Dumb Do Carriage Drivers Think I Am?

Today I’d like to discuss just how dumb carriage drivers in Luxor, Egypt think that I am because apparently they think I’m just shy of brain dead.  Now, I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I … Continue reading

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You Know What I Feel Like? Giving Historical Figures Inappropriate Nicknames

You know what I feel like today?  I feel like giving historical figures nicknames that are utterly inappropriate to them.  Perhaps even insulting.  Hopefully even insulting, though I’ll have to work pretty hard to insult dead people. I’m not sure … Continue reading

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My Idea For A New Pirates Of The Caribbean Sequel

I was thinking, since the rapture didn’t happen on May 21, 2011, I can now go and see the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie.  That is, for anyone who was hiding in a basement for the last however long … Continue reading

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I Figured Out Why The Rapture Didn’t Happen on May, 21, 2011!!!!!

I just figured out what may be the most sought after answer of our modern age, why the rapture didn’t happen on May 21, 2011.  I hate to keep posting about this repeatedly, but this one just came to me … Continue reading

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Something New For Me Not To Care About: Arnold Schwarzenegger

I want to go on record and say that I do not care about the new situation concerning Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I happened to have been out of the US, in Egypt as it happens, for a week and a half … Continue reading

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May 21, 2011: Maybe The Rapture Is Occurring After All

I may have spoken too hastily yesterday when I insisted that the rapture couldn’t possibly be happening on May 21, 2011. After I wrote the post I found out that Gray Sparrow accepted my story, “The Virgin Mary Tree,” for … Continue reading

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