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Monthly Archives: June 2011
I TOLD Everybody That Not Everybody Could Make Extreme Couponing Worthwhile
I TOLD everyone. I really did. I’ve said for a while now that extreme couponing didn’t work as well as people seemed to think it did. Okay, well, maybe I just told my fiancée that when she really got into watching … Continue reading
Okay, Let’s Not Make Too Big a Deal Over Michele Bachmann’s John Wayne/John Wayne Gacy Gaff
Okay, I know it would be really fun to make a big deal out of Michele Bachmann’s gaff where she confused John Wayne and John Wayne Gacy. However, every candidate makes gaffs and this one was really more of a mixup. … Continue reading
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I Must Ask That The Nebraska Shakespeare On The Green Festival Be Moved To Denver
I keep hearing my Omaha area friends talking about going to see Shakespeare on the Green. This is utterly unfair. Because I moved to Denver, I can no longer attend the festival. I always loved going. I never got to … Continue reading
Cheeburger Cheeburger Needs To Work On Their Buns
Cheeburger Cheeburger really needs to work on their buns. Their burgers are actually pretty tasty, but their buns need some work. The taste isn’t too bad, though it isn’t my favorite, but the damn thing falls apart way too easy. … Continue reading
My Fiancée Discovers A Global Conspiracy: Why No Cheddar At Subway
I never noticed before, but it was clear to me immediately that there was a global conspiracy going on when my fiancée pointed out to me that Subway doesn’t have cheddar cheese. They have what I assume to be sliced … Continue reading
Your Life Has Gone Seriously Wrong If Anyone Can Ever Remark About You That “an officer noticed his resemblance to the toilet suspect”
Okay, your life is seriously fucked up if anyone can ever say “an officer noticed his resemblance to the toilet suspect” about you. I’m just saying. If this is ever true it is time to just pack it in because … Continue reading
Are Commercial Airlines Just Flaunting The Fact They Can Do Anything? Pissing On Our Luggage?
Okay, when I heard about the most recent airline incident, I had to start wondering if the airlines are just fucking with us. I mean, they already can pretty much land and take off if and whenever they feel like. … Continue reading
Why Do Reporters Always Assume The Worst About People
Why do reporters always assume the worst about people? I mean, I know that certain headlines sell papers and certain ones don’t. Therefore, I know that reporters are going to skew things a certain way. However, that way isn’t always … Continue reading
Receipts Are Too Damn Long
Remember the Rent is Too Damn High Party? Well, I feel like forming the receipts are too damn long party. Has this bothered anyone else? Everybody is on a huge green kick these days. Most places are trying to ebill … Continue reading
Quiet Talking Panhandler Makes My Fiancée Wonder About Me
A soft-spoken, vitriolic panhandler made my fiancée wonder about me this weekend. We and me were riding our bikes down to a 2pm showing of “Rock of Ages” (not as bad as I thought it was going to be) in downtown … Continue reading
