Monthly Archives: August 2011

How Many Times Do You Have To Be Caught Shoving Ribs Down Your Pants Before You Decide It Isn’t A Good Idea?

How many times do you have to be caught shoving ribs down your pants before you decide it isn’t a good idea?  I would hope one time would be the most.  Idealy, zero.  The first time you get caught shoving … Continue reading

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Questionable Morality Of Politicians

I was just remembering a conversation I had with a guy back in college (who now holds a political office) that chilled me.  The conversation started when he happened to remark to me that he could not trust any politician … Continue reading

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Clearly The Revolution Of The Machines Has Started: FDA Warns Of The ShoulderFlex Massager

I just saw an article that says that the FDA is warning consumers not to use the ShoulderFlex Massager due to risk of strangulation.  However, I think it is clear that this is the beginning of the machine revolt.  Obviously … Continue reading

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I See Irony In The Makers of “What What (In the Butt)” Suing South Park

I was surprised to learn that the makers (somebody called Brownmark, if you can believe it, though the song is sung by somebody named Samwell) of “What What (In the Butt)” had sued South Park.  They sued over Butter’s parody … Continue reading

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What Exactly Did Steve Jobs Do For Modern Apple? Imaginary ruminations On Steve’s Resignation.

On yesterday’s blog post I put forth the position that the resignation of Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple isn’t the end of the world for the company.  At the same time, I didn’t want to be unfair.  I have … Continue reading

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Warning: Your iPad Will No Longer Function Because Steve Jobs Is No Longer CEO Of Apple!

Warning: your iPad will no longer function now that Steve Jobs is no longer CEO of Apple!  Worse, it will begin running Windows 7 without any explicable reason.  Your iPhone will start randomly making calls to 1-900 numbers in Bulgaria and … Continue reading

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Please Help The Kitties of Egypt

I don’t typically ask on here for people to contribute money to anything, but I wanted to take today to ask people to visit the ChipIn site for Ayda Aly’s Alexandrian Cat Rescue.  Ayda works very hard – feeding cats, … Continue reading

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How Many Earthquakes Have I Been In? Supposedly Three, But I Don’t Believe It.

I got to thinking about earthquakes this morning when I heard about the 5.3 quake in southern Colorado.  I’ve been in an earthquake before.  Supposedly I’ve been in 3 of them, but I find reason to dispute that.  Given that … Continue reading

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Well, Thank You NASA For Ruining My Blog Post For Today!

NASA, you son of a bitch, thanks a lot for ruining my blog post for today.  I saw headlines about that NASA study saying that if aliens encountered us that they might want to kill us because of what we’ve … Continue reading

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Why Do We Keep Finding That Ordinarily Recreational Drugs Can Be Used To Fight Cancer?

I really want to know, why do we keep finding that drugs ordinarily only used for recreation are useful in fighting cancer?  This just seems really bizarre.  It seems like a big con job to get to use party drugs, … Continue reading

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