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Monthly Archives: September 2011
Maybe I Really Am A Bad Person: Wanting To Send Winos To The Great American Beer Festival
Maybe I really am a bad person. I always thought I was basically a good person, but I had the urge yesterday to send a bunch of winos to The Great American Beer Festival in Denver. That leads me to … Continue reading
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More Evidence Of The Media Programming My Brain: Johnny Bravo.
I’m always noticing strange incidents that prove that the media has been programming my brain. The most recent has to do with Johnny Bravo, but there are others. So far I can see no real purpose behind it all, or … Continue reading
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Grey Sparrow Press Launch Reading At The Loft Friday October 21, 2011
I just wanted to give people a head’s up that Grey Sparrow Press is having a launch reading at The Loft (Suite 200, Open Book, 1011 Washington Avenue South, Minneapolis, MN 55415) on Friday October 21, 2011. I thought some … Continue reading
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Dear NASA: Please Tell Me If You Are Going To Drop A Satellite On Me.
Dear NASA, please tell me if you are going to drop a satellite on me. I don’t think this is too much to ask. You get to put satellites up in orbit. I think as part of that you should … Continue reading
I Don’t Really Care About Sagging Pants, But…
I know a lot of people really don’t like the sagging pants thing. Personally, I don’t really care. At the same time, if somebody’s pants are sagging enough that I can throw trash in there, I think I’m fully entitled … Continue reading
Other Scientists Support My Assertion That Chinese Scientists Didn’t Really Prove Time Travel “Impossible.”
Well, researchers at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, have supported my assertion that the announcements about Chinese scientists proving time travel impossible went a little too far. I’m sure ya’ll remember my previous post about this. As I … Continue reading
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Why Did Subway Change How They Cut Bread? Conspiracy?
As promised, this post is not about Scarlett Johansson. Instead, I’m going to bitch about the fact that Subway doesn’t cut the bread for their sandwiches the way that they used to. Yep, that’s right. I’m going old man on … Continue reading
Interest In Scarlett Johansson’s Leaked Photos Is Fading…Just As I’ve Run Out Of Shit To Say About It.
Well, it appears that interest in Scarlett Johansson’s leaked nudie pics is finally fading. Just in time too, since I’ve just about run out of shit to say about the whole deal. I’d say I timed all that about right. … Continue reading
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Scarlett Johansson Leaked Pics Prompt Question: Why Do So Many Women Take Strange Candid Shots Of Themselves?
Unfortunately, leaked nude Scarlett Johansson photo week continues here on my blog. As such, I’d like to ponder another question raised by this whole mess. Why do so many women take strange candid photographs of themselves? I mean, the leaked … Continue reading
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Dear Spammers: Please Make Your Comments At Least Appear Relevant.
Is it so much to ask that spammers make their comments on my posts appear relevant? I don’t think that it is. Frankly, I think it is in their own best interests to at least try to appear relevant. Then … Continue reading →