Monthly Archives: October 2011

Jumbo Marshmallows: Not As Cool As You Might Think

You know, I kept seeing bags of jumbo marshmallows at the store and I kept thinking wow, those would be really cool for roasting.  Big as marshmallows.  Right?  Nope.  Turns out they kind of suck. I mean, they seemed like … Continue reading

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“C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag” Launch Party Thursday November 3

I just wanted to give a shout out that C4: The Chamber Four Lit Mag is having a launch party on Thursday November 3 to celebrate the launch of issue 2.  In this issue you’ll be able to read my … Continue reading

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You Must Be Able To Think Quickly, Kevin Gaylor Obviously Cannot

It is important to be able to think quickly as Kevin Gaylor of Colorado Springs found out.  Say you meet a girl online and invite her to your house late at night.  Only problem, your girlfriend comes home first.  What … Continue reading

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I’m Really Tempted To Read Lauren Myracle’s “Shine” Just Because I Think The National Book Award People Handled This Badly

Okay, even though it is young adult lit and I tend not to seek that kind of thing out, I’m really tempted to read Lauren Myracle’s Shine just because I think the National Book Award people were out of line … Continue reading

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Police Say They Don’t Know Why They Had To Free A Man Stuck In A Hollow Tree, But I Do (Keebler Elves)

Okay, you really have to read the article for this one.  If nothing else, you have to see the picture they have.  They actually took a snapshot of the guy stuck in the hollow tree before getting him out.  And … Continue reading

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Things I Have Eaten That May Disgust People

Yesterday I shared several highly personal, cheese related truths about myself.  One of those truths was that I once ate an entire can of spray cheese at a sitting without crackers or any such thing.  A friend and fellow writer … Continue reading

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