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Monthly Archives: May 2012
Really Dumb Thing I Did This Morning That Didn’t Work Out Bad (Wasps)
I did something really stupid this morning. However, through pure luck it did not work out particularly bad. That being said, I probably shouldn’t worry about wasps until I’ve woken up a little more. You see, I was out on … Continue reading
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Proof That The Vegetarian Agenda Is Endangering American Lives
Well, we finally have proof that the vegetarian/vegan agenda is endangering American lives. Don’t want to kill the cows? Well, as Larry the Croc once wisely indicated in Pearls Before Swine (though he was talking to his son about chickens … Continue reading
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Clipboard People On The 16th Street Mall Do Not Get To Pretend They Are Just Ordinary People
Clipboard people on the 16th street mall in Denver: you do not get to pretend that you are ordinary people. You are asking for money. That is the only reason you are there. You do not get to be offended … Continue reading
Who Would Have Thought There Would Be A Scandal Over The Facebook IPO?
Who would have thought that there would be any kind of scandal associated with the Facebook initial public offering? I mean, nobody could have imagined that there could be any sort of problem with a company whose IPO price was … Continue reading
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The Benefit Of Songs In Languages You Don’t Understand
Most people seem to listen to most of the songs that they listen to in languages that they understand. I wholeheartedly disagree with this entire idea. I think songs in other languages totally opens up a whole world of music, … Continue reading
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Eleven Acceptances In The Space Of A Year Is Amazing…But I Want More.
I really have to admit, this last year has been a good one. I got my first acceptance in a long time on May 19, 2011 and from then until May 19 of this year (2012), I got a total … Continue reading
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Someone Is Mailing Hair Dryers To New Zealand
In what may be one of the funniest news items I’ve seen in a long time, some unknown and anonymous person is mailing hair dryers to New Zealand. Trust me, you should really check out the article about this. According … Continue reading
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