Monthly Archives: June 2012

All Apologies To Tom Cruise But There Is No Way The Divorce From Katie Holmes Is Getting Privacy

I’m as shocked as anyone to hear that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise. Well, that’s probably because no one is surprised. Regardless, a spokesperson for Cruise apparently sad that Tom is sad, is concentrating on his … Continue reading

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The Upcoming 4th Worries Me Since Half Of Colorado Is Already Burning

I’ve always been a big fan of fireworks on the 4th, but I have to admit that I’m a bit worried about fireworks for the upcoming 4th. I know people are going to do them, and Colorado is extremely dry. … Continue reading

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If Denver Is Hot Then Phoenix Must Be Molten

I was bitching about how hot it is in Denver yesterday (been in the upper nineties for a while and even broke a hundred on a few days, which is really hot for Denver), but then I started to think…what … Continue reading

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Colorado Wildfires Responsible For Colorado Heat Wave?

We’ve been having a heat wave in Colorado. In Denver, we’ve been in the upper nineties for a bit now, sometimes even over a hundred. That is not normal for Denver, especially this early in the summer (even more especially … Continue reading

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Gyms That Ban Skinny People: A Dangerous Cycle?

I just saw an article about a gym that has banned skinny people and I am wondering, will this start a vicious cycle? I know that this is supposed to be for overweight people who are too self-conscious to work … Continue reading

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This ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Thing Is Bullshit

Okay, this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter crap is absolute bullshit. I fucking hate vampires anyway. Did we really need to decide that Abraham Lincoln needed to be in a vampire movie? Have we seriously run this far out of ideas … Continue reading

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If Someone Has Stolen $400 to $600 Worth Of Peanute Butter Cups From Your Gas Station Then You Aren’t Really Trying To Stop Them

Okay, I just ran across this article about a gas station in Lorain, Ohio where they are apparently trying to catch a thief who keeps coming in and stealing peanut butter cups. However, the fact that he’s apparently nabbed about … Continue reading

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