Monthly Archives: July 2012

Was My Friend’s Mom Clueless Or Recklessly Indifferent?

There was an incident that occurred while I was living in a friend’s mom’s basement that really makes me wonder whether she was absolutely clueless or just recklessly indifferent. There are a couple possibilities, but these are the two that … Continue reading

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Sometimes My Friends Are Idiots

Sometimes my friends are idiots. I love them, but sometimes they are idiots. Then again, sometimes I’m an idiot. I guess it all works out. Either way, one time I was driving around with two friends of mine. Suddenly, since … Continue reading

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Job Class Teaches Unintended Lesson In Commerce

I was part of a job training class put on the city one time that ended up teaching an unintended lesson in commerce. That lesson was related to prostitution. Prostitution could get you docked a paycheck. I suppose I should … Continue reading

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Inconvenience Store

Does anybody remember that old Far Side cartoon about the inconvenience store? It only had a couple shelves and they were way up high and out of reach, a play on the whole ‘convenience store’ idea. I was thinking about … Continue reading

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Onion Potato Pancakes

I fully admit that it was best to sometimes ignore me as a child. Hell, it might be a good idea to ignore me a great deal of the time now. However, there was at least one time that my … Continue reading

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Warning About Making Coffee Table From Coffee Beans

I woke up one morning and decided that I was going to make a coffee table. I don’t mean a normal coffee table, I had one of those already. I meant a coffee table made out of coffee beans. The … Continue reading

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The 1959 Dennis the Menace TV Series Was One Of The Big Disappointments of my Early Life

I want to say one thing, The 1959 Dennis the Menace TV series was one of the big disappointments of my early life. I’m sure I’m not alone on this. I blame Nickelodeon as well as anyone else I can … Continue reading

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