I know I’m going to risk getting sued here, but I’m going to reveal the recipe for KFC original recipe fried chicken here on my blog today. KFC has kept this recipe secret for a number of years (probably so we won’t know that it isn’t the same one that Colonel Sanders developed), but I’m going to share it with you now. With any luck, this will get out before the goons from Kentucky Fried Chicken can stop me. Really, we can only pray.
In actuality, the recipe for KFC original recipe fried chicken is actually quite simple. It only involves a small number of steps. I will now reveal these:
1. Go to KFC
2. Order original recipe fried chicken at the counter
3. Receive the ordered original recipe fried chicken
4. Pay for the order
See? It’s actually a very easy recipe. I’m not sure why KFC guards this so closely or why people wonder about it so much when I was able to reverse engineer it with only a minor amount of contemplation.
Frankly, don’t you all feel a little silly for not realizing the truth a bit sooner?