THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE! Sorry, I know people hate it when you type in all caps, but it does get attention…and I did want to get attention about this. Regardless what you have heard, there is no bacon shortage.
Just take a look at this article.
People keep talking about a bacon shortage. After all, people love bacon. Regardless, there will not be one. No bacon shortage. An article from the UK panicked people. Prices may go up a little bit, but they do that all the time anyway. There will be no shortage. Bacon is safe. You may go back to your daily lives now.
I just thought this needed to be clarified, because no matter how many articles I see about there really being no bacon shortage, I keep seeing people talking about a bacon shortage. To clarify:
THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!
THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!
THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!
THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!
THERE WILL BE NO BACON SHORTAGE!
Thank you for your time. You may now return to your normal lives. Please drive home safely.
Bacon. Nom nom nom.
Indeed.