Monthly Archives: December 2012

It’s Going To Feel Real Weird To Write A Blog Post Tomorrow

It’s going to feel real weird to write a blog post tomorrow. I probably shouldn’t be admitting this, but it’s not like I haven’t admitted when I’ve done stuff like this in the past. You see, I haven’t actually written … Continue reading

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I Still Can’t Have An iPhone

I’ll admit it, I’ve wanted an iPhone for a long time. I don’t really know why, given that I haven’t compared the features available with any other smart phone, but I’ve always wanted one. Maybe I’m just falling into the … Continue reading

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We Should Convert To Single Sex Compartment Bathrooms Like France

I was out at a restaurant the other day and went to use the bathroom. While I was in there, a guy came in with his little girl. He seemed kind of embarrassed, though I didn’t think it was a … Continue reading

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I Still Haven’t Watched Any Of “The Lord Of The Rings” Movies

I have a confession to make: I have never watched any of The Lord of the Rings movies. I’ll pause to let that sink in. Yup, I’ve never watched any of them. Not a one. I’ve read all the books. … Continue reading

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I Honestly Don’t Care What Taylor Swift Writes Songs About

I’ve been hearing a lot recently about how Taylor Swift keeps writing songs about breakups. I’ve seen a lot of these in the Onion, but other places as well. Apparently, she writes a lot of songs about breakups. This has … Continue reading

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Let’s Just Admit Defeat: 365 Shopping Days Until Christmas

People complain year after year how the Christmas stuff goes up in stores earlier and earlier every year. Yet, the stores must have a reason for doing it. Stores don’t put stuff out for sale if it doesn’t get bought. … Continue reading

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Let’s Change “Salt Caramel” to “Caramel Salt”

I would like to personally advocate that we officially change the name of “salt caramel” to “caramel salt.” I realize many people may think this is entirely frivolous issue and I shouldn’t be wasting everyone’s time. However, I would like … Continue reading

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