Monthly Archives: October 2013

Consider A Homage To “Once Bitten” This Halloween

I made a reference the other night to Once Bitten only to discover that the person I was talking to had never seen the movie. This is unacceptable. Though it was a somewhat awful movie in my opinion, this piece … Continue reading

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It Only Takes Me A Little Over Five Years To Get To Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret

Well, it only took me a little over five years to finally get to Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret. The wife and I first saw some of their shows advertised shortly before actually moving to Denver a bit over five years ago. … Continue reading

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You Need To Reevaluate Your Life If Even The Squirrels Are Out To Get You

I don’t know much, but I know that it’s time to reevaluate your life if even the squirrels are out to get you. Seriously, squirrels? They’re not exactly known for being malicious. If squirrels are out to get you, chances … Continue reading

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Why I Should Be Allowed To Own A Bear

I would like to state my case as to why I should be able to own a bear. Admittedly, I have not been directly told that I cannot own a bear. However, I see no reason to actually wait for … Continue reading

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A Moment Of Blog Silence: Connie The Aunt

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A Vote for “Now You See Me” By Joseph Michael Owens Is A Vote For America!

A vote for “Now You See Me” by Joseph Michael Owens is a vote for America! It’s a vote for decency! For mom and apple pie! For baseball! For all that is good and true in the world! Okay, maybe … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Nothing To Say About The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)

My wife decided to make me watch The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) by Ylvis the other day. She thought I’d get a good blog post out of it. Really, I have nothing to say about it. Just look: … Continue reading

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