Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

McCarthy Picked To Star In Tinker Bell Movie Headline Confuses Me

I saw a headline recently mentioning that McCarthy was picked to star in the new Tinker Bell movie. That’s all I saw, just that much information. I was confused. Upon further research, there is apparently an as of yet untitled … Continue reading

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Does Russia Have A Space Weapon?

I just saw an article speculating about whether or not Russia has an orbital space weapon. I have some bad news founded on absolutely no information whatsoever. It’s true. My sources may or may not have informed me that Russian … Continue reading

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Recommendations For Mark Allen Berryhill

I mentioned recently about the debacle that ensued when bizzaro fiction writer Mark Allen Berryhill attempted to take a greyhound bus to BizarroCon 2014. I may have suggested some more interesting ways that the universe could delay Mark beyond weather … Continue reading

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Ways That the Universe Could Mess With Mark Allen Berryhill

BizarroCon 2014 wrapped up this last Sunday. Though I didn’t attend the convention, I was following along with a bizarre set of related circumstances that formed an odd parallel to the convention. You see, bizarro fiction writer Mark Allen Berryhill … Continue reading

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I Can’t Be The Only One Who’s Twelve Here

Okay, I can’t be the only one with the mind of a twelve year old here…I keep laughing about this. Storms on Uranus? Storms on Uranus that are considered extreme for gassy giants? Gassy giants? Uranus? There’s something going on … Continue reading

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I Got These So Why Don’t You?

I got these: so why don’t you?   You can, right here: The ABCs of Dinkology: Life (Volume 1) The ABCs of Dinkology: Time In-Between (Volume 2)  

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My Most Common Spam Comment

I get this spam comment so often, I thought I’d use it as an actual post. Offending links removed, of course: Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do … Continue reading

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