Author Archives: David S. Atkinson

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...

New Study Clearly Means You Need To Keep Drinking Heavily

A new study apparently indicates that most heavy drinkers are not alcoholics. Clearly this means you all need to keep drinking heavily. After all, if most heavy drinkers are not alcoholics that MUST mean that most alcoholics do not drink … Continue reading

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If You’re Cold, They’re Cold. Bring Them Inside.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

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I Won’t Be Going Back To Little India On Downing In Denver Again

Usually I can separate a single bad experience from a restaurant, but tonight was unpleasant enough that I won’t be going back to Little India on Downing in Denver again. Thanks, Jairan A. You made tonight dis-pleasingly memorable. We still … Continue reading

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McCarthy Picked To Star In Tinker Bell Movie Headline Confuses Me

I saw a headline recently mentioning that McCarthy was picked to star in the new Tinker Bell movie. That’s all I saw, just that much information. I was confused. Upon further research, there is apparently an as of yet untitled … Continue reading

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Does Russia Have A Space Weapon?

I just saw an article speculating about whether or not Russia has an orbital space weapon. I have some bad news founded on absolutely no information whatsoever. It’s true. My sources may or may not have informed me that Russian … Continue reading

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Recommendations For Mark Allen Berryhill

I mentioned recently about the debacle that ensued when bizzaro fiction writer Mark Allen Berryhill attempted to take a greyhound bus to BizarroCon 2014. I may have suggested some more interesting ways that the universe could delay Mark beyond weather … Continue reading

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Ways That the Universe Could Mess With Mark Allen Berryhill

BizarroCon 2014 wrapped up this last Sunday. Though I didn’t attend the convention, I was following along with a bizarre set of related circumstances that formed an odd parallel to the convention. You see, bizarro fiction writer Mark Allen Berryhill … Continue reading

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