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I Feel Strangely Comforted By Switching Back To Mr. Coffee

I sometimes find it odd the things that end up comforting me. Sometimes they make sense, and sometimes they do not. My coffee machine, made by some manufacturer I cannot remember and may never have heard of before, broke. I … Continue reading

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It Is A Rule That Caffeinated Coffee Gets Made First

Rule: caffeinated coffee gets made first. I did not make up this rule. I am not announcing it. This is merely a universal law that must be followed upon the penalty of severely unpleasant things. Do not violate this rule. … Continue reading

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Warning About Making Coffee Table From Coffee Beans

I woke up one morning and decided that I was going to make a coffee table. I don’t mean a normal coffee table, I had one of those already. I meant a coffee table made out of coffee beans. The … Continue reading

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A Starbucks In A Funeral Home

I know grieving people need coffee and snacks as much as anybody, but isn’t it at least a little bit weird to put a Starbucks in a funeral home? Apparently, a funeral home in South Carolina doesn’t think so. I’m … Continue reading

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Really Dumb Thing I Did This Morning That Didn’t Work Out Bad (Wasps)

I did something really stupid this morning. However, through pure luck it did not work out particularly bad. That being said, I probably shouldn’t worry about wasps until I’ve woken up a little more. You see, I was out on … Continue reading

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