Trying To Combine Two Obsessions

I was trying to combine two of my obsessions today: animated gifs and chop suey. It’s hard though. System of a Down keeps cluttering up the Google image search results.

We’ll just have to go with it.

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Memeing Up This One Again

Now improved by Jack Handy.

Better, isn’t it? Kind of fits, though Jack is way better than this.

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Another Meme I’m All Too Proud Of

I don’t know why I’m so proud of this meme.

I am though.

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How To Live On A Boat Without Leaving The City

I just saw a clickbait article with a title something like “How to Live on a Boat Without Leaving the City.” I didn’t click on it, because it was obvious clickbait garbage, but this is what I immediately thought:

How hard could it be? Just put a kayak in your living room and sit there when you aren’t working. There, done. You didn’t need to read an article for that.

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I Miss Turkey Television

I miss Turkey Television.

That was a good show.

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What Could This Be A Euphemism For?

What could this be a euphemism for? It’s clear they aren’t actually offering to build to suit, because why else use the quotation marks? They aren’t quoting. They even italicized. Why do that? Are they just going to build whatever and it had better suit you or they call their lawyers? What?

This isn’t some quick handwritten sign either. Someone actually printed this, someone professional.

Maybe it’s drug code.

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I Have These Books Too!

I pushed you to buy my books Apocalypse All the Time and Not Quite so Stories on the last two Mondays. However, I have these books too!

medal

 

You should buy them.

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