Danger Slater Should Have Seen This Coming

Danger Slater should have seen it coming. Ya’ll know Danger, author of Puppet Skin, I Will Rot Without YouDangerRAMALove Me, and more. He posted how he was selling books out somewhere the other day with someone (he didn’t say where or with whom) and a lady came up to them and said “Oooh, I like your costumes.”  Then he mentioned that they hadn’t been wearing costumes. He should have foreseen that I’d reply with this:

After all, he was one of my featured readers at the Fbomb Flash Fiction Reading Series event I held commemorating (a year late) the 30th anniversary of Once Bitten. Heck, we had a costume contest as part of that where the recipient was supposed to insist that they weren’t wearing a costume. Honestly, I thought he was feeding me a line.

Not sure why he wasn’t expecting it. He should have been.

 

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One More

I know I’m supposed to be done with the running thing on animated gifs of The Simpsons. Just one more though.

There. Now I’m done.

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This Is Why I Kept Posting These

Remember how I’ve been posting animated gifs from The Simpsons the past few days? This is why:

My essay “‘Your Lifelong Dream’ On ‘Marge vs. the Monorail’ and the enduring timelessness of The Simpsons“is live at The Dot and Line!

You should go check it out.

Yeah, I know, it went live yesterday. I already had a good Simpsons animated gif post lined up and didn’t want to lose it. I figured I’d just do this a day late.

 

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Why Do I Keep Posting These?

Why do I keep posting animated gifs from The Simpsons this week? There must be a reason.

This one is one of my favorites.

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It’s Coming….

It’s coming….

There’s an animated GIF of The Simpsons for everything.

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It Me Today

It me today.

Ow…quit it.

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This Is Today

This is today.

Eighteen…nineteen….

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