I was trying to combine two of my obsessions today: animated gifs and chop suey. It’s hard though. System of a Down keeps cluttering up the Google image search results.
We’ll just have to go with it.
I just saw a clickbait article with a title something like “How to Live on a Boat Without Leaving the City.” I didn’t click on it, because it was obvious clickbait garbage, but this is what I immediately thought:
How hard could it be? Just put a kayak in your living room and sit there when you aren’t working. There, done. You didn’t need to read an article for that.
What could this be a euphemism for? It’s clear they aren’t actually offering to build to suit, because why else use the quotation marks? They aren’t quoting. They even italicized. Why do that? Are they just going to build whatever and it had better suit you or they call their lawyers? What?
This isn’t some quick handwritten sign either. Someone actually printed this, someone professional.
Maybe it’s drug code.