Admiring Ron Jeremy?

I was thinking today, I admire Ron Jeremy.  Is that weird?  Am I the only one?  Probably not, but I bet there are more guys that agree with that sentiment that women.  At least, straight ones that is.

I mean, I’m sure Ron Jeremy has had a hard enough life, no pun intended.  I don’t know much about what has gone on in his life, how his money situation is or how his personal relationships have gone.  What I do know is that he has had sex with more women than I will ever dream of.

As a side note, I’m purposely not including a link to who Ron Jeremy is here.  If you don’t already know, then you just won’t understand this post.

Not that I want to have sex with as many women as Ron Jeremy has.  Probably not even some of the same women.  The guy has starred in an insane number of porn movies.  Is that good?  Not necessarily.  I don’t know the circumstances, but though I don’t think porn is necessarily even I do know that there can be a lot of evil in the business.

Regardless, though, Ron Jeremy has accomplished something amazing.  I’m not just talking about starring in porn or having lots of sex, though that is involved.  Think about this for a minute.  I don’t want to bash the guy by any means, seeing as I do admire him, but the guy is certainly no looker.  Anybody who know who he is knows what I’m talking about.  He is, by most accounts, one of the oddest looking guys in film.  And this guy does porn?  One of the most prolific porn stars ever?  I don’t know the numbers, but he’s got to be right up there.

It isn’t even just porn anymore.  He starred in so many porn films that he’s more recognizable than most presidents.  Hell, it got him roles in movies like Boondock Saints and Orgasmo.  It got him a role on The Surreal Life as well, but I’m not sure that is as much to crow about.  Everybody knows who this guys is, and all because of all the porn.

How did this guy get into so many porn films?  Again, I don’t want to knock the guy, but he’s pretty fugly.  I’m not checking out the guys when I’m watching porn, but I have considered lobbying congress for mandatory warnings on porn that Ron Jeremy will be in a scene.  He seems to have a good sense of humor about it too, kind of humble.  Like it’s a big joke that he’s gotten where he is and even he laughs at it.

So what do I admire if I don’t want to star in porn?  The point of all this is what Ron Jeremy is a symbol of.  You think Obama is the best symbol that anybody can do anything they want?  Not half as much as Ron Jeremy.  Sure, an African American man can grow up to be president, but it’s far more shocking that a guy as funky looking as Ron Jeremy can have sex with more women than George Clooney (again, I don’t know the numbers on this).  If Ron Jeremy can do porn, you can do anything you set your sights on.  Absolutely anything.  Don’t let anything stand in your way, just like Ron Jeremy didn’t let his looks or physical condition get in the way of a career on film having sex with beautiful (sometimes) women.

The funny thing is, I may bash how Ron Jeremy looks, but he get the last laugh.  More women have gone for him than will ever go for me.  Chalk one up for you there, Ron.  I don’t know if he has been as successful emotionally, but that goes beyond the point here.  The point is, learn from Ron Jeremy.  Dream big, and don’t be afraid to think of skeezy guys who look like Jersey pawnbrokers as role models.  Ron Jeremy will have the last laugh.  And my respect.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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