I’ve talked to a lot of people who were trying to take their kids on a trip to Disneyland. That’s probably good. I’m sure the kids will like it. Even my parents took my to Disneyland one time.
Let’s see…what do I remember? Oh yeah, it was fucking hot. Something over a hundred at least. I remember being on something called splash mountain or some such thing where you were supposed to splash down in a pond of water at the end. I remember being disappointed that we didn’t get wet. As I mentioned, it was fucking hot.
I also remember sleeping beauty’s castle. What a rip that was. First off, it wasn’t a ride or anything like that. It was a bunch of little displays behind glass. And it wasn’t air conditioned. And there were so many people that you had to take a step, wait, and then take a step again. And it was hot. Did I mention that it was hot.
Whose bright idea was that? Take a place that is going to be massively crowded and not air condition it? In Southern California? That is boring as well? I’m not sure who designed that, but I’m pretty sure later jobs involved interrogation chamber design.
Anyway, I’m rambling. It’s been a long day of moving and I’m not anywhere near done yet. So, should you take your kids to Disneyland? Again, probably. They’ll probably have a lot of fun. I swear I did, though all I can remember at this point is being pissed that I didn’t get wet on that one ride and sweltering to death at sleeping beauty’s castle. I guess the difficult parts are sometimes the memories that end up lasting.