Monthly Archives: March 2011

Coincidence? Or Were Beavis And/Or Butthead Smarter Than We Thought? They quoted Shakespeare…

Posted on March 31, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I’m probably just slow on the uptake, but I just realized that there was something funny about one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes.  You know the one.  It was used more than once, but I believe the first … Continue reading →

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The Real Reason Donald Trump Wants To Be President

Posted on March 30, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

People run for president for a lot of different reasons.  Some want power, some want the opportunity to get rich in back room deals, some want to advance their party’s position, some even want to do good (though this is … Continue reading →

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Thoughts About Alcatraz

Posted on March 29, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Who’d have thought that my main thoughts upon visiting Alcatraz would be: Why is this place so tiny? Admittedly, I thought other things while I was wandering around the island.  Still, this was the main thing that surprised me. I … Continue reading →

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There’s A Blues Man In San Francisco Who Has A Big Old Woman And An Itty Bitty Bottle Of Wine

Posted on March 28, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

There’s a blues man in San Francisco who has a big old woman and an itty bitty bottle of wine.  I’m pretty certain of this.  He’s drummed this fact into my head, over and over again. He sits down by … Continue reading →

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Dear Blue And Gold Fleet: Please Cut Out The Captain Nemo Crap

Posted on March 27, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I just wanted to say to the Blue and Gold Fleet, please stop with the Captain Nemo shit.  I’m just saying.  They’ll know what I am talking about.  For everyone else, I will explain. You see, I went on a … Continue reading →

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When Did San Francisco Get So Shitty?

Posted on March 26, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I always remembered San Francisco being this wonderfully beautiful, cool place.  Evidence so far suggests that my memory may be a tad rose colored.  When did San Francisco become so shitty? Admittedly, I haven’t seen much yet.  We didn’t get … Continue reading →

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Why Memorize Real Quotes For Famous People? Just Make Some Up.

Posted on March 25, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

One of my friends had a game where he’d make up a quote for somebody famous, pass it off as the real thing, and then see if anybody noticed.  I caught him when he ripped off the Socrates “I drank … Continue reading →

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Three Bears Timeshare Resorts

Posted on March 24, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

Have you ever wanted a secluded cottage in the woods just to be able to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life once in a while?  Doesn’t everyone?  You should consider becoming a part owner in one … Continue reading →

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Beware the Cover-Up of Warnings Regarding the Impending Zombie Apocalypse on Road Signs in South Carolina

Posted on March 23, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

We all know the zombie apocalypse is coming.  We’re not fools, we’re preparing- figuring out whether our displayed friends on Facebook have the necessary skills to aid us in the inevitable horror.  However, this article I found on the Comcast … Continue reading →

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AT&T Buys T-Mobile and Becomes #1 US Wireless Company? I Don’t Think So.

Posted on March 22, 2011 by David S. Atkinson

I just laughed when I saw a headline for an article that read “AT&T to Buy T-Mobile, Becomes No. 1 U.S. Wireless Company.”  I think perhaps that Wired, the source of the article, might want to choose their phrasing more … Continue reading →

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