Monthly Archives: March 2011

Coincidence? Or Were Beavis And/Or Butthead Smarter Than We Thought? They quoted Shakespeare…

Posted on March 31, 2011 by

I’m probably just slow on the uptake, but I just realized that there was something funny about one of my favorite Beavis and Butthead quotes.  You know the one.  It was used more than once, but I believe the first … Continue reading →

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The Real Reason Donald Trump Wants To Be President

Posted on March 30, 2011 by

People run for president for a lot of different reasons.  Some want power, some want the opportunity to get rich in back room deals, some want to advance their party’s position, some even want to do good (though this is … Continue reading →

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Thoughts About Alcatraz

Posted on March 29, 2011 by

Who’d have thought that my main thoughts upon visiting Alcatraz would be: Why is this place so tiny? Admittedly, I thought other things while I was wandering around the island.  Still, this was the main thing that surprised me. I … Continue reading →

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There’s A Blues Man In San Francisco Who Has A Big Old Woman And An Itty Bitty Bottle Of Wine

Posted on March 28, 2011 by

There’s a blues man in San Francisco who has a big old woman and an itty bitty bottle of wine.  I’m pretty certain of this.  He’s drummed this fact into my head, over and over again. He sits down by … Continue reading →

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Dear Blue And Gold Fleet: Please Cut Out The Captain Nemo Crap

Posted on March 27, 2011 by

I just wanted to say to the Blue and Gold Fleet, please stop with the Captain Nemo shit.  I’m just saying.  They’ll know what I am talking about.  For everyone else, I will explain. You see, I went on a … Continue reading →

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When Did San Francisco Get So Shitty?

Posted on March 26, 2011 by

I always remembered San Francisco being this wonderfully beautiful, cool place.  Evidence so far suggests that my memory may be a tad rose colored.  When did San Francisco become so shitty? Admittedly, I haven’t seen much yet.  We didn’t get … Continue reading →

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Why Memorize Real Quotes For Famous People? Just Make Some Up.

Posted on March 25, 2011 by

One of my friends had a game where he’d make up a quote for somebody famous, pass it off as the real thing, and then see if anybody noticed.  I caught him when he ripped off the Socrates “I drank … Continue reading →

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