Monthly Archives: June 2011

Why Do Reporters Always Assume The Worst About People

Why do reporters always assume the worst about people?  I mean, I know that certain headlines sell papers and certain ones don’t.  Therefore, I know that reporters are going to skew things a certain way.  However, that way isn’t always … Continue reading

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Receipts Are Too Damn Long

Remember the Rent is Too Damn High Party?  Well, I feel like forming the receipts are too damn long party.  Has this bothered anyone else?  Everybody is on a huge green kick these days.  Most places are trying to ebill … Continue reading

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Quiet Talking Panhandler Makes My Fiancée Wonder About Me

A soft-spoken, vitriolic panhandler made my fiancée wonder about me this weekend.  We and me were riding our bikes down to a 2pm showing of “Rock of Ages” (not as bad as I thought it was going to be) in downtown … Continue reading

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Cherry Cricket Still The Best Burger I’ve Had In Denver

Well, we tried another burger place last night and, in my opinion, the Cherry Cricket is still the best burger in Denver.  I’ll still keep looking, because someone is always saying some place or another has the best burgers (Smash … Continue reading

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My New Plan To Improve Congress

I was thinking about having to endure the presidential election next year (which is already ramping up, of course) and I suddenly had a brilliant (in my mind) idea to improve congress.  People always bitch that there is no one … Continue reading

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Another Oprah Book Club Scandal: “The Lord Of The Rings” Turns Out To Be Nonfiction

Well, another scandal has rocked the Oprah Book Club world.  J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings turns out to be complete nonfiction.  Not since the debacle over James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces has a scandal of this magnitude … Continue reading

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris: I Just Kind Of Feel Bad For Everybody

Not surprisingly, the whole Hugh Hefner/Crystal Harris thing isn’t going away.  Apparently, Hugh is now trying to get revenge by putting a “Runaway Bride” sticker on the new issue that has Crystal on the cover.  I’ve got to say, I … Continue reading

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