Monthly Archives: August 2011

How Many Earthquakes Have I Been In? Supposedly Three, But I Don’t Believe It.

I got to thinking about earthquakes this morning when I heard about the 5.3 quake in southern Colorado.  I’ve been in an earthquake before.  Supposedly I’ve been in 3 of them, but I find reason to dispute that.  Given that … Continue reading

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Well, Thank You NASA For Ruining My Blog Post For Today!

NASA, you son of a bitch, thanks a lot for ruining my blog post for today.  I saw headlines about that NASA study saying that if aliens encountered us that they might want to kill us because of what we’ve … Continue reading

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Why Do We Keep Finding That Ordinarily Recreational Drugs Can Be Used To Fight Cancer?

I really want to know, why do we keep finding that drugs ordinarily only used for recreation are useful in fighting cancer?  This just seems really bizarre.  It seems like a big con job to get to use party drugs, … Continue reading

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Thank God, The King Is Dead! (Burger King King Of Course)

Well, this is some of the best news I’ve heard in a while.  Burger King is finally getting rid of that stupid King mascot.  I’m not sure if they finally realized just how creepy that fucking guy is, but I … Continue reading

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Okay, If We’re Going To Actually Use Flash Mobs For Things, Why Not Something Nice? (Flash Mob Robs 7-11)

I have to ask, if we’re going to use flash mobs for something more than decentralized silliness (which I approved of), why can’t it be for something that doesn’t make me lose more faith in human nature?  Something nice?  Something … Continue reading

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Looking For A Crew, Me Hearties! Plundering The Space Boat!

Attention, me hearties!  We be looking for a crew of the most savage and adventurous buccaneers that Earth has to offer!  By we, of course, I mean co-captains Davidbeard the pirate (me) and Yo Ho Joe (Joseph Michael Owens).  We … Continue reading

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How To Know You Might Not Have Arranged For The Nicest Lodgings

Recently I was thinking of some ways to be able to judge whether or not a hotel/motel/etc. that you have booked might not be the nicest place.  I have stayed at some nice places in my time, but I’ve also … Continue reading

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