I Don’t Really Care About Sagging Pants, But…

I know a lot of people really don’t like the sagging pants thing.  Personally, I don’t really care.  At the same time, if somebody’s pants are sagging enough that I can throw trash in there, I think I’m fully entitled to do so.

Doesn’t that sound reasonable?  After all, I’m not railing about people walking around with their pants around their knees.  Doesn’t that count for something?  I think it looks goofy and all, but that’s people’s business if they really want to do it.  I’m not going to be the one to tell them not to do it.  I’m certainly not entitled to be giving out fashion advice.

However, it is awful tempting to throw trash in somebody’s baggy pants if they are hanging low enough for such to be feasible.  I mean, there just aren’t enough trash cans out there.  I always find myself walking around with something (empty starbucks cups, food wrappers, and so on) and need a place to toss it.  Then I see the sagging pants.  There’s a place.  Plenty of room.

Don’t people think this should be allowed?  I think people will agree with me on this one.

And so, to all the people with the REAL BAGGY pants out there…watch out.  I won’t make you pull your pants up.  I won’t even yell at you about it.  However, I just might toss some trash on in there.  After all, it’s not like you’ll be able to run to catch me.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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