And Now, The Same Thing In Lolcat Speak!

Yesterday, out of sheer laziness, I posted the exact same thing I had posted on Sunday, but backwards.  I actually liked the idea and considered doing more.  Perhaps a whole week.  I am, after all, very lazy.  I’ll tell you why sometime, but for the moment here is Sunday’s post in lolcat speak (courtesy of the fine folks over at the lolcat translator, source for all your lolcat speaking needs):

K, I’M GETTIN KIND OV SICK OV TEH “#1 SONG TEH DAI U WUZ BORN” FENOMENON.  EVRYONE SEEMS 2 BE POSTIN DIS WAN FACEBOOK, PROUD OV TEH PARTICULAR SONG THEY R ASSOCIATD WIF.  AS IF THEY HAD ANYTHIN 2 DO WIF TEH SONG OR AS IF TEH SONG DAT WUZ #1 ON TEH DAI THEY WUZ BORN AKSHULLY SEZ SOMETHIN BOUT THEM AS PERSON.  I JUS DON’T DIG TEH WHOLE IDEA.

AN MAH DISTASTE 4 DIS ISSUE HAS NOTHIN 2 DO WIF TEH FACT DAT I WUZ BORN IN DA MID-70′S AN PROBABLY WUZ BORN WHEN AN ABSOLUTELY ROTTEN SONG WUZ POPULAR.  THAR WUZ SUM GREAT SONGS IN DA 70′S, BUT TEH CHANCEZ JUS AREN’T GUD.

LET ME FURTHR SAY DAT MAH DISTASTE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN AT ALL 2 DO WIF TEH FACT DAT TEH #1 SONG TEH DAI I WUZ BORN WUZ TONITE’S TEH NITE (GONNA BE ALRIGHT) BY ROD STEWART.

I MEEN, RLY?  I GIT ROD STEWART SONG?  DIS GAME SUCKZ.

BUT I ASSURE U, I DISLIKD DIS WHOLE IDEA BEFORE FINDIN DAT UNPLEASANT FACT OUT.  RLY, I’M NOT LYIN HER.  I DIDN’T JUMP ON TEH BANDWAGON AT FURST AN GIT READY 2 POST AN DEN GOT PISD WHEN I FINDZ OUT DAT MAH SONG SUCKD.  I DIDN’T DEN LIE BOUT IT.  RLY, I RLY DIDN’T.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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