Proof That The Vegetarian Agenda Is Endangering American Lives

Well, we finally have proof that the vegetarian/vegan agenda is endangering American lives. Don’t want to kill the cows? Well, as Larry the Croc once wisely indicated in Pearls Before Swine (though he was talking to his son about chickens as opposed to cows), they’ll come to get us if we don’t.

Just take a look at this article. That’s right, cows wandering loose in Lakewood, Colorado. Obviously, the cows are coming to get us.

Can no one see the danger? Obviously we have to kill cows. How else are we to keep their population in check so they don’t get loose and wander into town to extract their bovine vengeance? Sure, we may have acted cruelly towards the cows in our quest for tasty beef, but it is too late to stop now. The cow war is on and we either kill the cows or face having them at our doorsteps.

Thus, we must kill cows in order to survive. And, once we kill them, we must eat their carcases in order to dispose of all the bodies. Really, there is nothing else we can do. As such, the vegetarian/vegan position that we should not eat cows just falls apart. We would either be conquered by the cows or surrounded by their corpses. We simply have no other choice.

So, please, go out and eat a cow. Do it for America.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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