Monthly Archives: May 2012

Don’t Worry About Spinal Tap Star Michael McKean’s Accident, Remember That Spinal Tap Is Fake

I know people may be concerned about Spinal Tap star Michael McKean being hit by a car, but people really need to remember that Spinal Tap isn’t real. As such, Michael McKean is fine. Clearly, the accident and injury are … Continue reading

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Eleven Acceptances In The Space Of A Year Is Amazing…But I Want More.

I really have to admit, this last year has been a good one. I got my first acceptance in a long time on May 19, 2011 and from then until May 19 of this year (2012), I got a total … Continue reading

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Someone Is Mailing Hair Dryers To New Zealand

In what may be one of the funniest news items I’ve seen in a long time, some unknown and anonymous person is mailing hair dryers to New Zealand. Trust me, you should really check out the article about this. According … Continue reading

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Shawn Mossow Charged For Shooting Friend In Leg Upon Request, But What About Friend?

That’s right, Shawn Mossow’s friend wanted to know what it felt like to be shot. He kept pestering Mossow, and eventually Mossow shot him once in the right leg with a .22-caliber rifle. Don’t believe me? Check out this article. … Continue reading

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Adventures In Literalism: Today’s Post

Here is today’s post: Sorry, but I was feeling very literal at this moment. Some of you may wonder what it was about this particular post that made it deserve being today’s post. Some might say it was because of … Continue reading

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Denver Solves Homeless Problem By Making Homelessness Illegal

Okay, the title of this post may be a bit misleading. I admit that. However, Denver’s new ban on homeless camping is a bit worrisome. I’m still not sure all what this entails, but the whole idea makes me queasy. … Continue reading

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My Selfish Reasons For Asking You To Support The Southern Summer Comfort Tour

I want to ask you all to support the Southern Summer Comfort Tour over on Kickstarter, but I freely admit that I have very selfish reasons for doing so. I will explain. Those who don’t know what this is should … Continue reading

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