No, America! No! Stop Encouraging ‘Octomom’ To Do Porn!

Okay, I really need to start hitting America over the head with a stick and saying: No! America really needs to cut this shit out. Apparently, ‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman is now stripping in order to promote her new porn video.

I do blame America for this. Sure, we can also blame Octomom, but America has to share in this. America’s love of train wrecks masquerading as celebrities is exactly what created Octomom. America’s willingness to be interested gave rise to the situation, and America needs to cut that shit out.

I mean, this woman already ended up with a crap load of kids that she is going to doubtlessly scar for life by getting fertility treatments because nobody loved her. She wanted attention. Well, she got a shitload of kids and she got her attention.

Now she’s doing a porn video. And, she’s stripping in order to promote the porn video. This sounds more horrifying than the Tonya Harding wedding night sex tape (which I think you can see here, but dear god don’t go look), but I’m betting Americans will go and watch it. Why? Because they are a bunch of sick bastards and they eat crap like this up. Just think of the entire Paris Hilton situation (referring of course to that bizarre zombie-looking porn video she did, which I understand could be seen here if you were a completely sick bastard).

There’s just one thing we can do…hit America over the head with a stick and say: No! until America cuts this shit out. If America keeps watching then these freaks are going to keep doing this crap. Our only hope lies in yelling and sticks.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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