The Upcoming 4th Worries Me Since Half Of Colorado Is Already Burning

I’ve always been a big fan of fireworks on the 4th, but I have to admit that I’m a bit worried about fireworks for the upcoming 4th. I know people are going to do them, and Colorado is extremely dry. It seems like half of the state is already burning. What will happen on the 4th?

Now, as far as I know, none of the current wildfires were caused by fireworks. I think some of them were caused by lightning. Still, the state is as dry as Grace Jones. People are going to light of fireworks and I doubt that the state is really going to be able to stop it. However, all those fireworks and all that dry land…it isn’t going to be pretty.

Really, do we need fireworks this year in Colorado? I’m thinking not. Seems like anything we could light off would pale in comparison to the gigantic fires covering most of the state. Black cats would kind of be a let down.

Hmm, I’m actually not sure where I’m going with this. Perhaps nowhere. Regardless, the 4th is coming…fireworks will be going off…and there might not be anything unburned in Colorado once it’s done. If you support an unburned Colorado, pray for rain.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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