I’m as shocked as anyone to hear that Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise. Well, that’s probably because no one is surprised. Regardless, a spokesperson for Cruise apparently sad that Tom is sad, is concentrating on his kids, and wants privacy. To that I say: No way in hell.
In fact, this post is kind of a direct mock to that statement. I’m sorry, but you don’t make yourself one of the biggest celebrity couples and then think that your highly anticipated divorce is going to be private. You don’t jump up and down on Oprah’s couch screaming your love for Katie Holmes and then think people are going to give you privacy when you split up. There’s just no fucking way.
Now, I feel some sympathy for the celebrity situation. To some extent, I understand wanting privacy even though exposure is the very coin of celebrity. I can understand even if I can see why it just isn’t possible. However, fuck Tom. Sorry, but I hate that guy. What sympathy I might give another celebrity I might not give to him (note, this does not apply to Katie or the kids).
Either way, Tom: get your head out of the thetan clouds. You know that you aren’t going to be able to keep this private. This is going to be more talked about than the Supreme Court Obamacare decision. Just get used to it and move on.