Sno Ball Enthusiasts May Be The Biggest Losers Of The Hostess Closing

Okay, I’m talking about Hostess again. I promised I wouldn’t…but I keep talking about it. I promise, this is the last time. I was just thinking that sno ball aficionados are going to be the biggest loser out of all of this.

What do I mean by that? Well, sno balls appear to be the one product (or the one big product) that you can’t find a Little Debbie equivalent for. Example, the twinkie:

Looks a lot like a twinkie, doesn’t it? I don’t think I could tell the difference.

Next, Hostess cupcakes:

Again, pretty similar. Willing to bet this would work.

The same goes for Ho Hos:

and fruit/pudding pies:

Really, the only major product I could find an equivalent for (ignoring less common deviations such as the chocodile) was the sno ball. As such, sno ball enthusiasts may be the biggest losers out of the Hostess closing. Everyone else may be able to just go over to Little Debbie.

Of course, this shouldn’t be too much of a problem. It was a surprise to me that there were sno ball fans at all. Personally, I think the things are gross. Still, there are a few people out there who liked them…just not many.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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