Monthly Archives: December 2012

It’s Going To Feel Real Weird To Write A Blog Post Tomorrow

It’s going to feel real weird to write a blog post tomorrow. I probably shouldn’t be admitting this, but it’s not like I haven’t admitted when I’ve done stuff like this in the past. You see, I haven’t actually written … Continue reading

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I Still Can’t Have An iPhone

I’ll admit it, I’ve wanted an iPhone for a long time. I don’t really know why, given that I haven’t compared the features available with any other smart phone, but I’ve always wanted one. Maybe I’m just falling into the … Continue reading

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We Should Convert To Single Sex Compartment Bathrooms Like France

I was out at a restaurant the other day and went to use the bathroom. While I was in there, a guy came in with his little girl. He seemed kind of embarrassed, though I didn’t think it was a … Continue reading

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I Still Haven’t Watched Any Of “The Lord Of The Rings” Movies

I have a confession to make: I have never watched any of The Lord of the Rings movies. I’ll pause to let that sink in. Yup, I’ve never watched any of them. Not a one. I’ve read all the books. … Continue reading

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I Honestly Don’t Care What Taylor Swift Writes Songs About

I’ve been hearing a lot recently about how Taylor Swift keeps writing songs about breakups. I’ve seen a lot of these in the Onion, but other places as well. Apparently, she writes a lot of songs about breakups. This has … Continue reading

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Let’s Just Admit Defeat: 365 Shopping Days Until Christmas

People complain year after year how the Christmas stuff goes up in stores earlier and earlier every year. Yet, the stores must have a reason for doing it. Stores don’t put stuff out for sale if it doesn’t get bought. … Continue reading

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Let’s Change “Salt Caramel” to “Caramel Salt”

I would like to personally advocate that we officially change the name of “salt caramel” to “caramel salt.” I realize many people may think this is entirely frivolous issue and I shouldn’t be wasting everyone’s time. However, I would like … Continue reading

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Does Anyone Know Why Street Signs Are So Low In Denver?

I’ve heard it said that people moving into an area provide an important perspective because they notice things that people native to an area don’t even think to notice. That being said, I’d like to know what the street signs … Continue reading

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I’m Not Going To Rate My Own Book

I’ve made a decision. I won’t be rating my own book. As background for those who don’t know, my novel in story form, Bones Buried in the Dirt, will be published by River Otter Press on January 1, 2013. Here … Continue reading

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A Call For A Public Bathroom At Denver’s Downing Street Station

I would like to put out a call for a public bathroom at the Downing Street Station in Denver. RTD, please listen. There really needs to be a bathroom there. Please listen to the public and do something. Currently, there … Continue reading

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