People complain year after year how the Christmas stuff goes up in stores earlier and earlier every year. Yet, the stores must have a reason for doing it. Stores don’t put stuff out for sale if it doesn’t get bought. Let’s just admit defeat and handle it the only way we know how.
That’s right, it’s now 365 shopping days until Christmas!!!!!!
After all, the only way to stop Christmas stuff from going out earlier every year is if it never comes down. Worried about black Friday sales getting earlier? It can’t happen if it goes on the day of Christmas the year before. I’m telling you, this is the only strategy that works.
Sure, some people have advocated boycotts. No buying Christmas stuff until after thanksgiving is over they say. However, we’ve seen how well that works. No, a never-ending Christmas shopping season is the only way to go.
Of course, not everyone celebrates Christmas. I understand this. However, surely even they would like to stop hearing about how this gets earlier every year. I’m sure everyone can acknowledge the genius of this suggestion.
Still, some people may not agree and may get quite mad at my suggestion. Those people need to remember that I have no power over this and no one listens to me anyway.