“My Pet Serial Killer”: Michael Seidlinger Profiles Me As A Serial Killer

As part of the promotion of My Pet Serial Killer, Michael Seidlinger is doing a blog tour where he profiles the respective blogger as a serial killer. He was cool enough to do one for me. Here ’tis:

Alias/Known As: “That Guy”
Real name: David S. Atkinson
Number of victims: -8
~Known to wander into local police precincts under pretense of criminal charge.
~Confessed to crimes proven to later have not been committed.
~Continued fictional portrayal of criminal activities online and offline via blog and newspaper classifieds.
~Wrote long diatribes under guise of victims; posted diatribes on social media and blogs.
~Confessed to crimes at local precinct; released under lack of cause/no crime committed.
~Spent upwards of 40 hours in local drunk tank under false charges.
~Has clean record; yet to have a single recorded criminal charge on record.

Be Mine
“So no matter what, the media’s going to make the victim as innocent as can be, no matter what the victim might have done, there’ll be this disconnection from reality and fiction when it comes to serial murder so it doesn’t really mean that much to answer why, and I’m really trying not to answer the question why because no matter how hard I try I’m not going to be saying what you want me to say because I don’t really know what you want. I don’t know the answer. I’m only an observer. Even if I’m a great one, all I can do is observe.”


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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