Monthly Archives: March 2013

Ice Cream Guy Is A Braver Man Than I

I know everyone is already talking about ice cream guy, but I just saw this video and froze. Terror ran up and down my spine. I’ll explain in a moment, but check out the video first: I’m sure it’s all … Continue reading

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Delaina Garling Just Won The Loser Trifecta

Okay, it’s official. Delaina Garling just won the loser trifecta. It’s all in here, if you can manage to read about it without losing whatever last few shreds of hope for humanity that you have left. That’s right, according to … Continue reading

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Check Out Sage Magazine

Is it creepy if I recommend a women’s lifestyle magazine? It might be, but I’m going to do it anyway. Hopefully I don’t actually reduce their readership as a result. Regardless, if you are looking for a women’s lifestyle magazine, … Continue reading

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I’m Wondering If Shin Chan Toys Are Appropriate In Children’s Claw Machines

I was waiting to be seated at Great Scott’s in Denver and I happened to look in the claw machine in their ‘arcade’ section. I stopped, because I thought I saw stuffed Shin Chan toys in the claw machine. When … Continue reading

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Why Aren’t Most Trees Flammable In The Original Legend of Zelda?

Okay, I promise this is the last post about the old 8-bit NES Legend of Zelda. However, before I leave this topic, why are so few trees flammable in this world? As anyone who has played the game knows, there … Continue reading

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What The Heck Was In The Letter In The Original Legend of Zelda?

Does anyone else wonder what the heck was in the letter the old man gives you to give to the old woman in the original 8 bit NES Legend of Zelda? Those unfamiliar with the game won’t know what I’m … Continue reading

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Ungrateful People In The Original Legend Of Zelda

I’m not done talking about the original 8 bit NES Legend of Zelda as of yet. Today I want to gripe about the ‘pay me for the door repair charge’ guy. I’m sure you remember this ungrateful jerk: I understand … Continue reading

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