Day 6 Without My Wife: Saving Her The Snow

Yet another day goes by with my wife on her girls only trip to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. As of yet, I’m not finished thinking of various things to do to irritate her while she is gone. My next idea? Saving the snow for her.

You see, she left late at night on last Friday. It was warm then. Monday through Tuesday, as many of you know, we had another April snow here in Denver. It was a crappy couple of days. Meanwhile, my wife was enjoying the sun and warmth in the Bahamas. By the time she gets back, the snow will be gone and we’ll be in the 70’s.  She got to miss out on the snow and cold…or did she?

I think I should go around Denver and collect up all the snow that remains. Then I should save it. You might think that could be difficult, but I have a freezer and a deep freeze. I might have to toss all my frozen food in order to be able to do this, but I think it’ll be worth it. I can fit a lot of snow in that deep freeze. Then, right before she gets in the house, I can dump it all on her side of the bed. If I’m nice, I’ll put down plastic first.

Isn’t that a good idea? That way she won’t have missed the April snow by having been in the Bahamas. It’s just the considerate thing to do in this situation. I am such a good husband, aren’t I?

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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  1. Pingback: My Wife Returns: A Confession | David Atkinson's Blog

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