Day 8 Without My Wife: Making It So She Doesn’t Know What I’ve Been Up To While She Was Gone

Today is the last day my wife is gone on her girls only trip to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas. She’ll be back very early in the AM Sunday. As such, I really need to get the house cleaned up so she doesn’t know what I’ve been up to while she was gone. First things first: I’ve got to get Kelly LeBrock out of here.

There’s so much to get done beyond that, though. All the stuff that got sucked out of the living room up the chimney and shot into the backyard needs to be brought back inside. I’ve got to somehow reanimate the suspended animation grandparents hidden in my pantry. That room that went all blue needs to be painted or something, and I have no idea what I’m going to do about that missile that’s stuck in the center of the house.

In short, it’s a big mess. Kelly LeBrock is probably the most important thing, though. I’m guessing my wife will freak most if she comes home and finds Kelly LeBrock here dressed in some kind of skimpy outfit. Not that a missile is going to make her happy either, but a skimpily attired 80’s era Kelly LeBrock is a different thing altogether.

I really need to get this cleaned up.

Of course, there is always the chance that I’m confusing my week with Weird Science again. If so, then I probably don’t need to do much because I probably didn’t do much over the past week besides read.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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5 Responses to Day 8 Without My Wife: Making It So She Doesn’t Know What I’ve Been Up To While She Was Gone

  1. Greg says:

    Don’t forget to hook up the doll.

  2. Pingback: Oops: Looks Like I Unintentionally Repeated A Gag The Other Day | David Atkinson's Blog

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