An Upside To ‘American Ninja Warrior’ Denver Auditions

I heard something about athletes doing something for a ninja show in Denver (‘American Ninja Warrior’), but frankly I was trying to ignore the whole situation. I wasn’t sure what it was all about, but I was sure it was nothing good. However, then I found out that it was auditions for a ninja show being held elsewhere and I started to see an upside.

After all, if these urban people who see themselves as ninjas make the auditions…won’t they have to go somewhere else? I can’t help but see that as a good thing. It would prevent them from trying to be ninjas on their own time in my neighborhood. This is exactly the sort of amateurs I don’t really want hanging around.

I mean, I’ve seen Ninja Academy:

I’ve seen American Ninja:

I just feel like I’ll be a little bit safer if a bunch of people from Denver who think they are ninjas go elsewhere for a while. I wish them luck (so they stay away longer and I don’t end up with climbing claw marks on the side of my house).

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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