I heard something about athletes doing something for a ninja show in Denver (‘American Ninja Warrior’), but frankly I was trying to ignore the whole situation. I wasn’t sure what it was all about, but I was sure it was nothing good. However, then I found out that it was auditions for a ninja show being held elsewhere and I started to see an upside.
After all, if these urban people who see themselves as ninjas make the auditions…won’t they have to go somewhere else? I can’t help but see that as a good thing. It would prevent them from trying to be ninjas on their own time in my neighborhood. This is exactly the sort of amateurs I don’t really want hanging around.
I mean, I’ve seen Ninja Academy:
I’ve seen American Ninja:
I just feel like I’ll be a little bit safer if a bunch of people from Denver who think they are ninjas go elsewhere for a while. I wish them luck (so they stay away longer and I don’t end up with climbing claw marks on the side of my house).