Okay, see if you can believe this. Cheryl Nelson (age 52) was apparently unable to get over her ex, Kevin Haarsma. What did she do? Well, she created a fake Facebook page for her ex, made it look like her ex and his new girlfriend were stalking Cheryl, and then called the police. Multiple times.
Of course, she was caught. She didn’t seem to realize that she shouldn’t use her own computer to do something like this. Doh!
Frankly, I wasn’t laughing so hard at this until I found out this woman wasn’t twelve. I understand people get upset over relationships…but this is a bit much. Well, at least she didn’t main or kill anyone, but still. This definitely puts her high on the ‘loser of the year award’ (for which I’ve probably been a previous contender myself).
According to the article, Cheryl was also in trouble for check fraud. Police have apparently offered not to charge her as a habitual offender if she pleads guilty to unlawful report of a felony and unlawful posting of a message. Personally, I think that’s rather big of them. If it were me the sentence would involve someone following her around repeating: Quit stalking yourself! Quit stalking yourself!