Monthly Archives: August 2013

I’m Not Watching The Miley Cyrus VMA Video

I might very well be the only American at this point who has not seen the recent performance by Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. Further, I have no intention of watching it. I stand firm on this point. My wife … Continue reading

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Shannon and Dave’s Wedding Website

I already have a wife. Now I have a wedding website. I’m kind of busy today, so I’ll just leave you all to contemplate that. Shannon and Dave’s Wedding Website

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Roger Bucklesby Is The Coolest Guy Ever

Roger Bucklesby is officially the coolest guy ever. I don’t care if this plaque is real or is just photoshopped. I just don’t care. It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not, or what the story is. Roger Bucklesby is … Continue reading

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Visually Appealing IKEA Kitchen Is Odd

I was taking a look at the cover of the IKEA catalog that arrived recently and I noticed that the kitchen on the cover seemed a bit odd. I know they were going for a visually appealing kitchen as opposed … Continue reading

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I’ve Never Understood The People Who Freak Out Over The Denver Elevation

I keep going to see comedians, authors, and other people when they come to Denver and more than once now I’ve heard them say how dizzy the elevation has made them and how they respect the people who can live … Continue reading

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Seven Shocking Things You Might Not Have Realized About Tom Hanks

I was just thinking about Tom Hanks this morning and for some reason it suddenly occurred to me that there are still some mysteries about him. The fact that he hasn’t made the slightest effort to clear any of them … Continue reading

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It’s A Bit Late To Be Worried About Who Plays Batman

There’s a lot of people upset that Ben Affleck has been cast as Batman. I understand that some people have a large emotional investment in the Batman character, but it seems to me this is a bit like worrying about … Continue reading

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I’m Glad “Family Feud” Hasn’t Jumped On The Reality TV Bandwagon

I just happened to reflect how it seems to be a good thing that Family Feud never jumped on the reality TV bandwagon. Mind you, I don’t watch Family Feud, but then again I don’t really watch any TV. Regardless, … Continue reading

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“Omaha: The Movie” Now On Amazon Instant Video!

Many of my friends are already familiar with Omaha: The Movie, either on their own or because I’ve forced it upon them. It’s the only movie to really depict what it is like to live in Omaha, particularly as a … Continue reading

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The Army Ignored How Maxwell Klinger Proved His Case

I was thinking about Maxwell Klinger the other day. I’m sure you remember Klinger. He was the character on M*A*S*H*. who was always trying to get a section 8 discharge by dressing in drag. However, though the Army never bought … Continue reading

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