Monthly Archives: October 2013

Consider A Homage To “Once Bitten” This Halloween

I made a reference the other night to Once Bitten only to discover that the person I was talking to had never seen the movie. This is unacceptable. Though it was a somewhat awful movie in my opinion, this piece … Continue reading

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It Only Takes Me A Little Over Five Years To Get To Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret

Well, it only took me a little over five years to finally get to Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret. The wife and I first saw some of their shows advertised shortly before actually moving to Denver a bit over five years ago. … Continue reading

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You Need To Reevaluate Your Life If Even The Squirrels Are Out To Get You

I don’t know much, but I know that it’s time to reevaluate your life if even the squirrels are out to get you. Seriously, squirrels? They’re not exactly known for being malicious. If squirrels are out to get you, chances … Continue reading

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Why I Should Be Allowed To Own A Bear

I would like to state my case as to why I should be able to own a bear. Admittedly, I have not been directly told that I cannot own a bear. However, I see no reason to actually wait for … Continue reading

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A Moment Of Blog Silence: Connie The Aunt

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A Vote for “Now You See Me” By Joseph Michael Owens Is A Vote For America!

A vote for “Now You See Me” by Joseph Michael Owens is a vote for America! It’s a vote for decency! For mom and apple pie! For baseball! For all that is good and true in the world! Okay, maybe … Continue reading

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I’ve Got Nothing To Say About The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)

My wife decided to make me watch The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) by Ylvis the other day. She thought I’d get a good blog post out of it. Really, I have nothing to say about it. Just look: … Continue reading

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Jail May Be The Safest Place For Neil McArdle

Do you know who Neil McArdle is? If not, you’ll want to find out. He’s going to jail now, and personally I think that’s the safest place for him. I definitely don’t agree with what he did, but that’s not … Continue reading

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Ancenstrydna.com Is Apparently Not Trustworthy

When I decided to take a genetic DNA test to see if I had anything I didn’t know about hiding in my background, I had no reason not to trust AncestryDNA.com. Even when it came back saying I was 83% … Continue reading

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Nathaniel Tower interviewed me over at “Write, Juggle, Run.” Check it out!

I’m having a lot of fun with interviews lately. Most recently, Nathaniel Tower honored me by interviewing me over at Write, Juggle, Run. Check it out. I really had fun with this interview. Nathaniel Tower of course needs no introduction. … Continue reading

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