Darkside Of Buzzfeed State Quiz Revealed!!!!!

Thought that the Buzzfeed “What State Do You Actually Belong In Quiz?” was fun? Thought it was harmless? Did you think it’d be cool to share your results? BZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! You thought wrong.

In a surprising turn of events, the CIA has released information that the Buzzfeed “What State Do You Actually Belong In Quiz?” is actually part of a secret government project to redistribute population in the United States. Faced with extreme crowding in places like Manhattan and San Francisco while entire states like Wyoming are virtually deserted, secret sources in the United States government came up with a plan: the Buzzfeed “What State Do You Actually Belong In Quiz?”

That’s right. Whatever you got, that’s where you’re going. Anyone who was smart enough to not take the quiz can stay where they are. Everyone else, better get moving. You agreed to this all in the fine print on the Buzzfeed site. No use whining about it now.

Believe me, I’m not happy about it either. Apparently, I’m moving to Georgia.

Thanks, Obama.

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About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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