Crossing “Coming to America” With “The Matrix”

I had an odd thought today. I thought of a way to cross Coming to America with The Matrix. I call it Coming to the Matrix.

Take a look:

Neo goes into a restaurant. You listenin’? Neo goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter: “Waiter come taste the soup.” Waiter says: “Is something wrong with the soup?” Neo says: “Taste the soup.” Waiter says: “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?” Neo says: “Will you taste the soup?” Waiter: “What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?” Neo: “Will you just taste the soup?!” Waiter: “Allright, I’ll taste the soup – where’s the spoon??” Neo: “Aha. Aha!”

Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?”

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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