Monthly Archives: May 2014

“The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes” Now On Kindle!

The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes is now available on Kindle! This is my second book, but the first time that an ebook version has been released in addition to print. I’ve finally moved into the twentieth century! Maybe … Continue reading

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The Humor In A Name

I laughed recently when I saw that there was a Denver based moving company in criminal trouble for a variety of offenses such as overcharging, holding property hostage, forgery, and attempting to influence a public official (I assume bribery). Obviously … Continue reading

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Am I The Only One Who Likes To Pretend To Be Sleeping When Listening To Bloodhound Gang’s “Asleep at the Wheel?”

Am I the only one who likes to pretend to be sleeping when listening to “Asleep at the Wheel” by Bloodhound Gang? I know it’s a little odd, but it’s kind of fun. Given how rare it is to find … Continue reading

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Three Step Plan To Improve Email

I have a three step plan to improve email. It is: 1. Invent time travel 2. Travel back in time to when email was being invented 3. Convince the developers to put in a feature where you could withdraw from … Continue reading

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Sprint: Please Stop Sucking So Bad In Denver

Dear Sprint: please stop sucking so Bad in the Denver area. Thanks. Many of you have probably heard me whine about the LTE coverage for Sprint in Denver. They bet on the wrong 4G horse initially for the Denver network … Continue reading

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Happy Wedding Day!

Happy Wedding Day, Shannon! Getting married was so much fun the first time, I just thought we’d do it again.

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Which Transformer Are You? Quiz Results

Yeah…so I took one of those “Which Transformer Are You? quizzes. I took the one over at Brainfall. This is a screencap of my results:  

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If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

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The Terror Of Waiting In The Car

I recently experienced the terror of waiting in the car. What was going to happen? Exactly how bad could it be? I didn’t know what was going on, and I couldn’t do anything about the situation in any event. You … Continue reading

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