Monthly Archives: June 2014

Pizza Bed Not As Good As It Looks

I got very excited when I heard about the pizza bed: However, then I looked into it and realized it wasn’t as good as it looks. It’s just a cover that looks like pizza, not actual pizza. What a rip … Continue reading

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Have You Read My Short Fiction?

Have you read my short fiction? Would you like to? Here’s as many as I could find that were easily accessible online. Just click around and check out what you like: – “In Pursuit of Art: Drinking NyQuil at Pharmacies” … Continue reading

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Game Pieces That Suck

I admit it, I’ve always been a fan of products with game pieces. You know the sort of thing, a sticker on the product you can peel off to see if you’ve won. I remember McDonald’s running a big one … Continue reading

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I Apparently Don’t Know Who Ryan Gosling Is

I apparently don’t know who Ryan Gosling is. I realized this recently. For a long time now, I kept hearing people talking about Ryan Gosling. For some reason, I kept thinking he was the guy from that reality show with … Continue reading

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Koch Brothers Ruined!

This just in! The Koch brothers have been ruined! Charles G. Koch and David H. Koch, wealthy industrialists and conservative political masterminds, have been tricked out of all their money! Sources point to a conspiracy involving Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, … Continue reading

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Ten Things I Love About “The Great Gatsby”

(Note: a while ago a lit review site I do stuff for occasionally needed something quick to run in an emergency and they asked me to do the following post. Then, the emergency resolved before it ran and they didn’t … Continue reading

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Goodreads Challenge For The Year Met June 23rd

Well, my Goodreads goal for 2014 has been met as of June 23rd. 150 books, 41,119 pages (averaging out at 279 pages per book so not all were chapbooks, some big and some small). What will I do for the … Continue reading

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I Wonder What Andre Dubus III Would Think Of “The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes”

I Wonder What Andre Dubus III Would Think Of The Garden of Good and Evil Pancakes. http://www.amazon.com/The-Garden-Good-Evil-Pancakes/dp/0692200770 You may wonder why he occurs to me specifically, but I went to a reading he was doing a while back for his … Continue reading

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Arguing With Mel Brooks

I was thinking about one of my favorite Mel Books quotes ever today. It’s the one from History of the World: Part I and is, of course, “It’s good to be the king.” However, then I started thinking about that. … Continue reading

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Let’s Recite The Erisian Audacity Prayer

In the spirit of Discordianism, I think today is a good time to recite the Erisian audacity prayer. I know Discordians seldom, if ever pray, but whatever: Eris: grant me the audacity to try to change the things I cannot … Continue reading

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