Pizza Bed Not As Good As It Looks

I got very excited when I heard about the pizza bed:

However, then I looked into it and realized it wasn’t as good as it looks. It’s just a cover that looks like pizza, not actual pizza. What a rip off.

It’s probably for the best, though. It seems like a great idea, but I doubt pizza would serve well long term as a bedding solution. Mess, rot, vermin, cholesterol, there are all kinds of potential problems that would have potentially come up had this been really real.

Besides…what if you have multiple people using the same bed? Would anyone be able to agree on what should be on the pizza bed? Topping issues could divide relationships permanently. Probably best that this is only a dream.

As a merely pictorial cover however, it doesn’t appeal to me much.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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