I tried to post yesterday about how I was in my old high school town for my 20-year high school reunion. Unfortunately, it appears I was confusing high school with Grosse Pointe Blank. I figured I should correct that.
After all, I really am looking forward to seeing people again. I need to get forgiveness from Heather Mooney for all the bad stuff I did to her in high school, as well as get revenge on Christy Masters and the rest of the popular crowd. Sandy Frink might even be there and we can reconnect so he can loan me money to open an upscale fashion boutique.
Crap! Now I’m thinking of Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion. That wasn’t me either.
Am I even in the right town?