Why I Won’t Be Seeing “Dracula Untold”

Absent forces beyond my control, I will not be seeing Dracula Untold. People say never say never, but I think this one is pretty sure. Here are just a few reasons why:

– I’m sick of vampires.

– As I’m sure people have already said, there is very little that could possibly be left untold about Dracula by this point.

– If there was still something untold about Dracula, they went ahead and told it when they made the movie. As such, the title is inaccurate. Should have been Dracula Previously Untold.

– There are other movies I’d like to see first. For example: almost anything.

– “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.”

Mind you, these are just a few reasons. I’m sure there are many, many more reasons not to see this movie.


About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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