How Long Until The State Farm Commercials Need A Warning?

How long do you think it’ll be until the State Farm commercials need a jingle? You know the ones, someone gets into trouble and they summon their agent by singing the State Farm jingle. You also know where I’m going with this.

Think about it. Think about all the warning labels we’ve decided as a society that we need. There’s no way we think we need many of them…but there’s a reason they’re there. There is always someone out there who can surprise you with the things they actually will do that you can’t possibly imagine.

Picture this: You’ve just gotten into a fender bender. You get out of your car to exchange insurance information. Suddenly, the other driver breaks into song: Like a good neighbor….No, they won’t be joking.

Sounds crazy? Just think of some of the warning labels you’ve seen. There’s a chance this could actually happen. Then State Farm commercials will have to bear the warning: Singing is not actually an acceptable way to contact your insurance agent. Please call, email, write, or stop by your agent’s office in person.

About David S. Atkinson

David S. Atkinson enjoys typing about himself in the third person, although he does not generally enjoy speaking in such a fashion. However, he is concerned about the Kierkegaard quote "Once you label me you negate me." He worries that if he attempts to define himself he will, in fact, nullify his existence...
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